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Not sure if you're a Hockey Boy?

Below are some answers to the most frequently asked questions about Hockey Boy. If you don't find what your looking for, send your questions HERE.

Q: How do I know if I’m a Hockey Boy?

A : You’re probably a Hockey Boy if you agree with any of the following statements:

  • I played one year of competitive hockey twenty-five years ago and still believe, given the right set of breaks, I could have made the NHL.
  • If I had to, and given the right circumstances I could beat the crap out of (choose one): (a) Tie Domi (b) Bob Probert (c) Scott Stevens (d) Peter Worrell.
  • Beer is actually a great source of vitamins, protein, and fibre.
    It's God’s miracle food.
  • Not tonight honey, it's Hockey Night.
  • Wake up honey, I got a hat trick.
  • Your twenty year old gloves don't actually stink, they just have character.

Q: I’m a woman, how do I know if I’m "Man enough to be a Boy"?

A: You don't. No one really knows. But we are not an exclusive club. Some of the best hockey players I know are women.

Q: Where can I get a Hockey Boy bobblehead?

A: Sooner than you think, Souvenir Boy. But for now, will a t-shirt suffice?

Send us a note and we’ll try and give you an answer as quickly as possible!

 

 

Legal Stuff

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And Hugo Boss, you'll be getting a letter from my lawyer very soon.

C Hockey Boy 2008

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